The Reviewer Can't Read Code
Recently I pushed code to production without reading it. Looked at the title. Looked at the description. Asked an AI agent to review it. The agent wrote something or other. Out of the corner of my eye I caught a green emoji — click, click — and the request flew off to prod. It was a planned trick, to be fair. I know the codebase by heart, there are plenty of tests. A kind of Russian roulette: where you used to switch off a data center and watch what fell over, now you commit with your eyes closed. And if it falls over, you say it was a planned stress test of the AI pipeline. ...